I know ACAB and everything but the pay and benefits are really good and I’ll get to carry a gun…
insert plan on how to be a cop without being racist here I can do this because I’m neurodivergent.
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. I’d rather be making art or whatever, but I need the money to eat.
I know this is a joke but I do understand the appeal. I could literally triple my salary by becoming a cop and even have the connections to make it happen. But I just don’t want to be a piece of shit
I bet the job is ridiculously easy too lmao. Any sign of real danger like Uvalde and you can just choose to not do anything and still not get fired