- cross-posted to:
- cybersecuritymemes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- cybersecuritymemes@lemmy.world
Three hole, so I can still stuff my face with Doritos while I’m hacking.
…using chopsticks of course, so you don’t get your mechanical keyboard dirty.
But turning the keyboard upside down is how you find the snacks you stored for later!
I was gonna say, how tf am I supposed to eat all these cool ranch chips if I’m wearing mask 1?
i prefer a full gimp mask
An Army of Gimp Hackers for a Cyber Goth Mistress?
Why do I feel like this already exists as some obscure web comic?
I’ve met a couple hackers and their polycules, this probably already exists irl
Nice, zipper for the doritos
Don’t forget the FINGERLESS gloves. Fingerprints are OK as along as it’s fashionable
The trick is to put other put other someone else’s skin on your fingers before
Old-school: hoodie and mirrorshades.
And let’s not forget the hands…
click click click… I’m in!
LOL two people typing on the same keyboard at the same time was possibly the most computer illiterate thing I’ve ever seen on TV, especially considering that it was made in this century.
https://imgur.com/hq-remake-mechanical-hands-hacking-from-ghost-shell-CVpc7nD
Edit: fuck imgur disallows video url copying.
Only way I’m comfortable is when I am in dark room and have am projecting my code directly into my face while coding.
You guys don’t wear a gas mask? Am I the only one who uses nerve gas on the building to make sure I’m not interrupted?
I prefer having no holes so that I can run ipconfig and ping.
Left side is a skier. Right side does a criminal. I don’t make the rules.
Counterterrorist, Terrorist
Ninja, IRA.
Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking
Both at the same time. Can’t be too safe
Neither - for hacking I hire a genius Asian geek girl with piercings and a green sideways ponytail.
The one with the mouth hole so I can still hit my vape.
I was thinking, I’m definitely going to be smoking so that one.
I’m an idiot. I’ll just cut a smoke hole with one of the knives.
you can hit your vape through the other one.
The only correct answer is three-hole because GENTLEMEN
The one where you can’t see my eyebrows
One hole more tacticool