There are only two guaranteed paths to Valhalla: die during battle or die during sex.

Any of us should be so lucky.

Fuck, I heard his voice in my head for the first time in years and now my bones hurt.

You see Ivan, it’s not a civilian airliner if it’s no longer in the air.

(taps head)

Do you ever feel like God is afraid of what they have created? Watching this video, I do.

Meme gun sights, anime/vocaloid character aircraft liverys, furry mission patches; WW3 will at least be colourful until the nuclear winter blocks out the sun an hour and a half after it starts.

I got isekai’d into my antivirus’ quarantine and now I am chased by a harem of computer viruses.

James - Sit Down

Oops! All Borg.

IDK an irradication of boomers, antivaxers, and conservatives would be approaching a positive outcome.

As an adult watching Voy all the way through for the first time I found her journey of working out what her identity is as an individual very relatable. She’s a fantastic actor.

Look guys, I hate slop as much as the next commenter, but maybe if we overwhelmed the image market with shitposts that damaged IP and brands reputation they’d be forced to regulate copyrighted material use so these fuckers can’t steal shit and put out slop?

As a Englishman I genuinely appreciate this meme and sentiment. We’ve been doing so for the past millennia and we love to hate to love our continent neighbours 🤍❤️💙💛

(Stands way beyond the yellow line, unzipped)

I’M READY! BRING THE TRAIN ON!

That was my reaction as well

Someone once said to me “You shouldn’t make everyone your enemy but you will make a few without trying to. You should be friendly with everyone but not appease them in exchange of yourself. And try to finish your life with more friends than enemies.”

Huh, why have we never seen any of the Engineers ever replicate some zip ties or duck tape?

Quite possibly, but from what I’ve seen via American media including cooking shows blocks of their cheddar still look like it has the same plasticy texture.

Like I said, I’m eager to be proven wrong, what are some genuinely good American cheddar producers?

That industrial polymeriszed milk sold in the US we see over here in England as “American Cheese” is barely considered food stuff let alone cheddar.

Propper cheddar from England that’s actually made for human consumption (not the cheap stuff or even the big brands sold here) will win over industrialised cheese in a one-on-one taste test hands down every single time.

Propper cheddar is on the same tier as other European cheeses and are chosen as the centre piece of a meal course because of the distinct flavours and textures.

However, the industrial “cheese” the US makes is perfect as an ingredient or topping in US fast food cuisine; it adds a cheese flavour and texture without trying to compete with the other flavours.

Hence why cheese singles or the European alternative of a thin slice of Edam are perfect for steam-melting on top of a burger.

I am fully willing to change my stance on this but I’ll need convincing, if I find myself in the US where should I look for the best cheeses from the different varieties of available in the US?

Whoops, looks like he’s reached his chapel perilous where the choice was to back down and admit he chose money over morals… Or double down and believe he was right to cut Maklemore to protect the tour’s revenue and “not to get involved in politics” .

Now he’s deluding himself that he can replace genuine connection from friends and family with the parasocial relationship from fans of his work.

Here’s my prediction, if he’s further isolated he will turn to whatever vice(s) he is predisposed to and use them for numbing the loneliness he feels when not on stage. Then he’ll follow the one or more of the usual arcs for Hollywood celebrities: burn out, private crash out, public freak out, rehab/psychological therapies, overdose, retirement into obscurity, etc.

The Hollywood machine will ingest, consume him, and spit out the leftovers because that’s all he’ll have left.