Literally, ‘not the onion’
Companies like this get an excuse to sell the same products, at the same price, with less ingredients in these moments. Yes the onions only cost then $.02 each burger, but multiply that by 6.5 million burgers sold per day.
They don’t give a shit about you, they are pulling the onions to temp boost profit margin as long as they have the cover to say “out of an abundance of caution”…
Hold on, my onion memes community is going to be devastated
See, mom? I told you onions were evil.
I wonder how big of a pile of onions could be made with all recalled product.
Enough to make a grown man cry
5% is too little
checks headline
checks community name
…shit. I should have a joke for this, or something.
Hang on…
…fuck…
Don’t eat the crab dip!
I said “pulling onions” sounds like jerking off while crying. That’s the best I got.
How could you possibly improve upon perfection?
I remember a certain former president trying to deregulate all the things.
Now we’re all getting listeria, and he’s poised to be president again.
*bad thing happens under Biden
*This is just like when Trump!
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trump set a bad policy (deregulation of food industry).
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That bad policy doesn’t suddenly become undone just because Biden is president. It takes more time to fix than it did to break.
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You’re a liar
shit I missed the news and got extra onions on a taco bell burrito this morning. wish me luck…
shit
If you’re unlucky, you might well do so.
He ded.
!remindme 1 day
nottheonion s! ಠᴗಠ
It was the style at the time.
Gimme 5 bees for a quarter, you’d say
What’s even the best case scenario of eating McDonald’s food?
You’ll need to shit before your hour long commute home.
Nuggets and sour sauce😋
I saw people in the McDonald’s drive thru line today. Can’t wait to get an ecoli burger I guess.
Do you really think they’re still using the contaminated onions?
3 to 8 days incubation period for e.coli.
Or that people aren’t ever in the McDonald’s drive thru
See it’s the veggies that are trying to kill you just as much as the meat if not more.
It’s usually uncomposted manure or the proximity to pasture soil that infects vegetables with E. coli, so it’s still a result of the animal agriculture industry.
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