@SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 19 hours agoBurger King, Taco Bell, KFC and others pull onions after McDonald's E. coli outbreakwww.today.comexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1281arrow-down1external-linkBurger King, Taco Bell, KFC and others pull onions after McDonald's E. coli outbreakwww.today.com@SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 19 hours agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish77•18 hours agochecks headline checks community name …shit. I should have a joke for this, or something. Hang on… …fuck…
minus-square@sensiblepuffin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish22•18 hours agoI said “pulling onions” sounds like jerking off while crying. That’s the best I got.
checks headline
checks community name
…shit. I should have a joke for this, or something.
Hang on…
…fuck…
I said “pulling onions” sounds like jerking off while crying. That’s the best I got.
Don’t eat the crab dip!
How could you possibly improve upon perfection?