Banana for scale, not included.

Bidding starts at $20.

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    9 months ago

    Has the banana already been used

    • pieguyOP
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      9 months ago

      Yes, sorry, the banana has been consumed.

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        9 months ago

        consumed? No, I was thinking of something else

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          9 months ago

          I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure what you mean. Could you explain in very fine detail what you wish to ask?

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            9 months ago

            Used to fight off large hoards of dragons trying to steal your cookie

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              9 months ago

              Oh yes, that makes sense!

              No, the banana was never used for such a purpose. The dragons in my area are allergic to chocolate.

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    9 months ago

    What brand of cookie is it?

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              9 months ago

              Look at how big it is! Do you really expect me to eat it all on my own?

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                9 months ago

                Is there anything wrong with it? Does it taste alright?

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      9 months ago

      It was made by me, and I’m reasonably certain I’m not a grandma!

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    9 months ago

    Hello, is this lactose-free?

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      9 months ago

      Presumably not as it does contain butter, though that is the only dairy product used.

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          9 months ago

          No, they are semisweet, for the discerning cookie enjoyer.

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              9 months ago

              I’ll have you know that I’m looking at the ingredients list on my bag of semisweet chocolate chips right now, and it only says it may contain traces of milk! I may just counterreport you for misinformation & defamation…

              …unless of course you place a large bid, then I may forget this all happened…

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        9 months ago

        reported for using animal parts

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          I’m pretty sure butter is an animal product and not an animal part, but I’m willing to be proven wrong if you can.

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            9 months ago

            It’s the same thing as chicken eggs. It’s a product, but also has baby cows in it.

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              9 months ago

              Dear me, I had no idea butter had microscopic baby cows in it! I’m an occasional baker, not a cowologist!

              I hope you can find it in your heart & left kidney to forgive me…