Lol I love you guys but you fall for obvious satire way too easily
Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 would never deceive people like that
I meant to include a “not sure if satire” disclaimer on this one but forgor.
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I’m almost positive it’s a bit account.
It has to be… right? I actually saw this account earlier today and he was responding to the Rolex Maui fire tweet with something like “Heartwarming to see something good after such an awful event!”
Better be or I’ll go nuclear.
Why is the x clipping through his torso lmfao, this rules
Negative space
Ai generated
When I first read the url I saw ‘elonectomy’ which sounds much better
I volunteer to be a Roman soldier
Cant find it on his profile must have deleted? idk
It’s still up https://nitter.snopyta.org/elonconomy/status/1689070825318883331
W bit account
Taking a schlubby narcissistic white guy and turning him into a musclebound macho man is a page right out of Ben Garrison’s book, so I applaud the commitment to the bit.
While we’re substituting laughably worse replacements: Replace Chris Farley’s bus driver character with this sycophant
We are on the cusp of using technology to become living gods
No you’re not
Well not me personally, but the billionaire tech-bros are going to upload their consciousnesses to the internet WOOeee!
No they’re not
No…no they’re not…but you can imagine what it’d be like if they did
Tbh I am one of thjose losers who’s so afraid of death that I hope we figure something out regarding it before times up for me so I sorta get THAT part.
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I appreciate that it drew him nude. Now give him a tiny pecker to illustrate his need for constant attention.
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It’s about time you all found my bit account.
