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TheArstaInventor@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

What's the men's version of Victoria's Secret?

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What's the men's version of Victoria's Secret?

TheArstaInventor@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Meltrax@lemmy.world
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    To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria’s Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

    So… Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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      Calvin Klein was my answer, too.

  • konalt@lemmy.world
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    victor’s secret

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      Bi men, for men.

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        For men, bi men.

        • LilDumpy@lemmy.world
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          4 men, bi men.

          • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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            They need a fifth man. Let me check my calendar…

    • treadful@lemmy.zip
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      Victor’s unsolicited dick pics

      • ddh
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        Victor, you are a very unattractive man

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight…

  • protist@mander.xyz
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    These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.

    Here are two options for you:

    https://bodyaware.com/

    https://2xist.com/

    • Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s not a real Victoria’s Secret alternative unless it’s mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small

      Otherwise it’s just sparkling secret

    • Zahille7@lemmy.world
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      Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page… Glorious.

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        Oh my goodness, is that man’s house made out of stairs!

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        The fully body blue thingy?

        • Zahille7@lemmy.world
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          Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            Yeah that is quite an image ngl

          • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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            Your goddamn right.

            The spelling mistake in the first word should stay: it turns the phrase into a statement about freedom.

            The spelling mistake in the second word will not be noticed by very many people anyway.

            Thankfully, the third word has no spelling mistakes. That’s one for three!

            • Zahille7@lemmy.world
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              Go away.

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      Thank you fellow queer

    • TenderfootGungi@lemmy.world
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      My wife approves.

    • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      thanks, you’ve given little gay me something to ogle at

  • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work
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    Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It’s okay.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.

      • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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        They have a fat section now

        • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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          Do they have a 198cm section too?

          • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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            He said ‘fat’ already.

            • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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              Lol. No that’s my height.

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      Happy Cake Day!

      • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work
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        Thanks!

  • Cataphract@lemmy.ml
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    It’s obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don’t think about it too deep. I’m assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.

  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria’s Secret IS the men’s version lol

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women’s clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.

    • dumples@midwest.social
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      I love my meundies. My favorite underwear

  • ssm
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    Bad Dragon

    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I need you to know, you may have just unlocked a new fetish for me. 😳

    • franzfurdinand@lemmy.world
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      Not an answer I was expecting, but one I’m glad to see

    • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      was about to comment that. glad someone beat me to it.

  • ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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    Victor’s Clandestine Closet

  • 58008@lemmy.world
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    Home Depot

  • doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Harbor freight

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    Ace Hardware?

  • Hikermick@lemmy.world
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    Cabellas

    • diykeyboards@lemmy.world
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      I was going to say Orvis, but yeah.

  • walden@sub.wetshaving.social
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    https://bananahammockworld.com/

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      Yeah, that link’s gonna stay unclicked for me.

      • goldenbug@fedia.io
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        Coward!

      • Wahots@pawb.social
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        Are you looking for the best banana hammock to support and show off your package down below? If you are reading this, then you are obviously someone who is ready to make the ultimate statement. A great looking hammock will not only give you the freedom and support you desire, but also enhance your package to give you the WOW factor in front of your friends and partner.

        The right banana hammock will make heads turn wherever you go. We all have our own personal style and taste on what we think looks great. To make your decision easier, we have created the ultimate comparison chart so you can easily find the best mens underwear currently available. Whether you are looking for an edgy gift or something for yourself, we’re here to help you find the best solution.

        Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.

    • Zahille7@lemmy.world
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      There’s literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.

      He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.

      • Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run
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        LoL, that was a good one, for sure. Would def. get a laugh, which is most of the way there.

    • Wahots@pawb.social
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      Didn’t Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it’s part of the hyperlink, lol.

      https://www.bananahammockworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Borat-Banana-Hammock-Mankini-205x300.png

    • Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run
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      I tried some of the links from that page, and only got Amazon ‘page not found’.

      • walden@sub.wetshaving.social
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        Sorry to hear that! I didn’t get that far in my research.

        • Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run
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          We’re doing a Happy Hour Lingerie Party next week, so I was curious. Tho’ I only use amzn for price checking, so I was annoyed 1. that they all appeared to be amzn links, AND 2. all the ones I tried were broken.

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    NAPA Auto Parts

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