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ooli@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 年前

i bet she also watches porn to see the plumber actually fix the sink

i.redd.it

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i bet she also watches porn to see the plumber actually fix the sink

i.redd.it

ooli@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Fediverse hookup site when

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      As long as it’s distributed and peer to peer, like where each of us independently asks another human being on a date without relying on a central service.

      Wait a minute…

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        Imagine if it WAS a centralized service. Like imagine you could ONLY go on dates at TGIFridays. Thats just where you go to meet people to date. Or hang out at the bar if you’re just looking to get your dick sucked.

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          Bar better be called BJ’s or I want my money back.

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            What money? The bar is open source. Free, as in beer.

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          I think that’s called an adult video store

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      I bet it’s gonna be like a 10:1 male to female ratio.

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        More like 1000:1. Tinder is already 10:1.

        And I’m not exaggerating btw, I actually think saying one in a thousand fediverse users is a) a woman, and b) is willing to hook up, is generous. Plus there’s probably 10x as many trans women as cis women in that category.

        The fediverse is ridiculously male, or at least assigned male at birth.

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          So then that app would be great if it catered to gay and trans users.

          • Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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            Correct.

            We got the gay communism part down, and we’re closing in on fully automated, now we just need the luxury and space bits

            FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

            • jdf038@mander.xyz
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              Is this the future leftists want

        • tamal3@lemmy.world
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          Where did you get the sex/gender data? No one has ever polled me on Lemmy.

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            Do you want polled? If the sacred videos are too be believed, calling a plumber or ordering a pizza is a surefire way to get polled.

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          Don’t equate male and AMAB.

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            Have you ever once in your life NOT been offended?

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              Getting offended is a whole personality these days

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        I dunno, lotta MtFs on the Fediverse that might shift the metrics.

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          Yeah but if you’re looking for cis women you’re shit out of luck.

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            Vaginas are overrated

            • Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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              I like em

          • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca
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            Nobody cares.

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              It’s funny when people from a tiny, heavily discriminated against minority decide to be bigots.

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                Being attracted only to cis women isn’t a sexuality.

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                  Nobody cares.

        • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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          Fediverse hookup when

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          Trueeeeeee

      • moody@lemmings.world
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        So just like Tinder then?

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          Fedr

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        Which is different from any other site…how?

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      Lonely Linux seeks Hot Communist for activism and more.

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      Prob the closest we got: https://github.com/Alovoa/Alovoa/

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        Everyone over there has a non-identifying picture and their bio is “I’m just testing this out” or “Can you tell me how this works?”

        Of those who have an actual picture, most bios go like “I like free software” or “What’s your favorite programming language?”

        Although, it might be a place for nerdy trans people (mostly trans women devs, if I’m not mistaken) to date.

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          Well, the fediverse is largely populated with trans (furry communist) open-source developers. (Not judging btw, just noticing. Live your truth)

          Fediverse dating app users are necessarily going to be a subset of fediverse users.

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      Now.

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        I mean…is this what flirting is? Are we flirting right now?

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          Sure, why not.

          Wanna go for a drink in Ten Forward?

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            *I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

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              A classic meme from a more civilized age!

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                Y’all already have pet names for each other in your handles, that’s cute.

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          Yes I am hard right now

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            Omg, who are you?

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        When will then be now?

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          Soon!

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            deleted by creator

    • Phegan@lemmy.world
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      There kinda is one. Fedimatch

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        Good. I don’t actually want to use one, I just want it to exist 🙂

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      Hey… what are you wearing?

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        The last ten years poorly, and you? ☺️

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          I don’t really get it.

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        Programmer socks. And you?

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      Well, there seems to be !l4l@sh.itjust.works but it seems to be very much dead

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    Ma’am, I do my own plumbing!

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      Sweet reference!!

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        Oh yeah!

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