The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

  • CarbonScored [any]
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    9 months ago

    Turns out they don’t want to put a nuke in orbit and that’s also just made up. They just want to use a nuclear powered satellite, which is pretty bog-standard.

    I guess “Very normal satellites are normal” isn’t such an exciting title. Or… really news at all.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      89 months ago

      So definitely not ‘intergalactic’, not ‘nuclear weapons’, almost definitely not ‘a huge threat to the US’

      When do you think we find out it’s not Russian either?