• Hexamerous [none/use name]
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    74 months ago

    Lab partner: hand me a sterile scraper/scalpel

    Me: smirks “I don’t use 'em kiddo.”

    pulls out tactical knife and flame lick it with a paracord wrapped zippo

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      14 months ago

      I gaurantee you that old biologist had an ancient buck knife or something. There was a world before tech dorks made the contents of their pockets thei personality and their will be a world after.