🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square108fedilinkarrow-up1782arrow-down154
arrow-up1728arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months agomessage-square108fedilink
minus-square@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish52•3 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-square@TheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilink18•edit-23 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-square@samus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.