🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 9 days agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1759arrow-down153
arrow-up1706arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 9 days agomessage-square107fedilink
minus-square@shneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink163•8 days agolack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
minus-square@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish51•8 days agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-square@TheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilink17•edit-28 days agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-square@samus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•8 days agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.