Piggy is adorbs

I have a nail polish called I Am A Meat Popsicle and it’s the sickest thing ever

Do you realize that’s a slur?

r/sinkpissers

Erasure - Take A Chance On Me

Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder

It already is

Risa

Yup, Pusher is the first thing I think of related to cerulean.

Do you mean the simulacra gave the scene verisimilitude?

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Poor mom. I bet that was peri/meno brain fog. It sucks.

grEGGnat

Everybody’s talking about the dick and balls, meanwhile I’m stunned by the gun show. That cat is jacked!

Don’t you clean your toilet brush after you use it?

Yes, he’s atheist, but also ethnically Jewish.

I’m out of the loop, what’s wrong with Brave?

Big sprawling too much space! The city is a place I prefer to visit rather than live.

Would you prefer socks that always feel like you just stepped in a puddle, or sleeves that always feel like you got them wet while washing your hands?

Tough one! I guess I marginally prefer hot to cold because I don’t have to fuss with a jacket.

Tacos: hard or soft shell?

Oh man…I used to love horseback riding but now I feel bad for the horses. I guess a horse-drawn carriage seems mildly better? Sorry to be a downer haha

Would you rather receive a bouquet of flowers or a houseplant?