@DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoWhat's the strangest job title you've ever heard?message-square65fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the strangest job title you've ever heard?@DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square65fedilinkfile-text
For me, a random sales guy took the cake when he introduced himself as “Chief Innovation Evangelist”.
minus-square@HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilink25•edit-21 month agoI was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I half jokingly said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though
minus-square@Bgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•1 month agoAt first I was like “good luck finding that female semen…” Then I realized I’m just dumb.
minus-square@Glytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink18•1 month agoIn case you seriously aren’t getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an “x” or a “y” chromosome
minus-square@papalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•1 month agoShit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.
minus-square@bighatchester@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•1 month agoThanks for explaining it . I really didn’t get it lol .
minus-square@CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoYou can separate bull semen? I don’t want to Google this. How is this done?
minus-square@larslink5•1 month agoNo need to Google You can separate bull semen by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!
minus-square@bradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilink4•1 month agoAt least you weren’t the Head Semen Collector
I was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I half jokingly said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though
At first I was like “good luck finding that female semen…” Then I realized I’m just dumb.
Yeah I’m still not getting it lol
In case you seriously aren’t getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an “x” or a “y” chromosome
Shit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.
Thanks for explaining it . I really didn’t get it lol .
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You can separate bull semen? I don’t want to Google this. How is this done?
No need to Google
by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!
At least you weren’t the Head Semen Collector