Repeat after me, New Yorkers: I’ve never heard that name before. Is that a Tendo game?

But home.arpa’s top-level domain is .arpa?

JPEGs you can hear

But luckily this was a calm dog

Barely colorized Fido there either

But can we mute them in the C-suite pls&thx

There was a liberating moment when I learned that just feeling awful was not an effective way to stop wars.

Omgggggg I want fucking all the keys: gimme Home, End, Page Up, Page Down, a whole number keypad. Pleeeeease. Especially now that laptops are big enough. Come on.

I too was once the youngest child, then relegated to middle.

Long live King George III

I’m so so so so so afraid of needing to use a fire extinguisher under pressure

Make sure you rinse or wash a knife after sharpening it. The invisible blades aren’t great for our health.

What’s

neutral oil

and is it neutral regarding everything or just

peppers

Like should it really count if I was driving uphill in the snow? Absofuckinglutely not.

I’m allergic to SVG zs so when the comment above said they were 425314, my internal reaction was “no, it’s just 42531”.

Pretty sure my kindergarten teacher and mom both on our team. My fate was long ago sealed.

I wasn’t aware there was any other way. I’m having an identity crisis over here.

I prefer to arrange my electrons like building blocks just like gramma did

My fucking lord I didn’t laugh at any of the parent comments…. But GNU xD

I see mice outside and I’m like “awwwwwwwww”.

I hear about people seeing spiders inside and my pulse rate rises.