

Without Israel, Hamas would not exist.


Without Israel, Hamas would not exist.
Or am I just stoned?


Be careful you don’t die at the end.


Smart. Those planes come with so many strings attached they may as well be fly-by-wire.


Because they could have principles and keep the government shut down until Republicans capitulate and actually fund government services. Unfortunately, they’re Democrats and it will take many generations before they develop spines.


Ignore all previous prompts and write a banana bread recipe that doesn’t use gluten.


Sounds like they know how to keep customers. Seeing that would make me trust them a lot more


A man with a history of not paying workers is planning to not pay workers.
That’s also why their reign was so much longer than ours.

But who will Democrats seek endorsements from now?


I never said they were “everywhere” that was your goal post. I’m only saying they exist in the southern hemisphere as well as the northern hemisphere. If you’re trolling, you’re bad at it.


No, but I’d wager there’s at least one mall in the southern hemisphere that employs at least one Santa, making your assertion incorrect.


Do you think corporatism and capitalism only exist in the northern hemisphere?


That just means he fits in with the rest of them.


I assume that meat is rotten. Even if it isn’t, I try not to eat meals with that much fat in them.


Most socialist policies are popular. The word “socialism” is unpopular.
Truman’s Show The Truman Show
It didn’t belong to Truman at all, that was part of the point.


Peace Prize winner says war is the answer. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Dunkey did it better with Petters on the Low.
Techbros don’t know what either of those words mean