Dort_Owl [they/them, any]
It’s a living
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•If the good guys had won the Cold War.English
20·17 hours agoImagine putting tits on a bird
Boobies even
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•If the good guys had won the Cold War.English
20·17 hours agoDamn we could have had furrys
WE COULD HAVE HAD FURRYS

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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•True fact: Owls are mainly ridiculous. This is a main post brought to you by bad posting in ChapotraphouseEnglish
8·24 hours agoI’m… I’m not laundry

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Cute@hexbear.net•Bro this is so messed up, imagine if someone made a Christmas tree out of your hair.English
4·1 day agoHexbear y u so freaky today?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•(cw: racism) The White Supremacist Cow TheoryEnglish
38·1 day agoStudies show that when someone with a dog is racist, their dog also ends up perceiving other races as a threat because they pick up on the body language and anxiety of their owners
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Earth@hexbear.net•being swarmed by dinosaurs hELPEnglish
10·2 days agoListen, I warned you this would happen if you didn’t pay the protection money. You forced my hand.
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badposting@hexbear.net•You're a bean kisserEnglish
2·2 days agoLook behind you!
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badposting@hexbear.net•Suspicious husband with reading difficulties scrutinizing a shopping list: who the hell is PETER BREADEnglish
6·2 days agoAnd I found your little note about being in loaves too! Homewrecker!
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bloomer@hexbear.net•WEEKLY BLOOMER THREAD: If you have some good vibes to share, share them here!English
2·2 days ago
glad for you.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Usagi what are you doingEnglish
6·2 days agoOh sweet Jesus she’s a slime
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
9·2 days agoHave you ever done something so embarrassing and stupid that you think you might pop like a balloon?

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Games@hexbear.net•Massive two-year project recovers 144 previously undumped Sega Genesis game ROMs from the mid-1990s — lost Garfield and Flintstones games among the notable findsEnglish
8·2 days agoThis is the most 90s logo I have ever seen.
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memes@hexbear.net•Gamers grifting goonerlyEnglish
4·3 days agoLmao fair
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memes@hexbear.net•Gamers grifting goonerlyEnglish
5·3 days agoI agree, but that’s not the point. The argument that these types of guys make is that games with diversity aren’t successful. Cyber Punk is successful, regardless of what either of us think of it.








Listen listen listen I needed to use the server to mine a little crypo, just a little JUST A LITTLE