You know that feeling when you’ve just pushed a 63 Chevy down a hill into a ravine, and you’ve got that exhilarating feeling of muscle relief after the car just slipped forward under its own power while your body suddenly noticed it was no longer exerting itself, and you feel the wind on your face and hear birds chirping in the distance, then the crunch of metal against rock and the crack of glass and the splash of fluids that ruptured out into all directions when–

What were we talking about?

Really really tiny pads to write the tickets

All you need is an exotic accent, and a white felt fedora.

Yes, due to a sonic hedgehog mutation.

That’s not a joke.

That could be due to a mutation in sonic hedgehog.

I know that sounds like a joke, but it’s not.

Edit: Taking a closer look, that cat definitely has a sonic hedgehog mutation. That’s the source of what looks like a split in the nose, plus the eyes being set slightly far apart.

To add to what others are saying:

You can clean them, but the corrosion will come back over time.

You don’t.

It’s been a tremendous gripe for years.

New Amsterdam

(because it became New York)

I’ll be right over

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Technically speaking, it can be if they take a shot of Nyquil every time they think about smoking the cigarette.

Of course, that would just lead to other problems.

That doesn’t surprise me, but what’s the correct way to calculate it?

Please share a study that backs up your statement.

While we’re talking about burden of proof, how do we even know you have a “partner?” For all we know, you’ve been lying to us from the start.

I think it’s time for you to furnish us with that proof, if you want us to take anything you say seriously.

Ah yes, 20. Obviously 20 evidences is a lot of evidences. No wonder you’re so impressed.

How much anecdotal evidence is used to prove each of the studies you shared above, do you think?

Well you’re so good with sharing studies - maybe I should ask you to share a study that it’s false?

And everything on Facebook is completely factual!

Facebook is widely known for only hosting completely factual information!

And I suppose if I asked about what law requires it, you’d say it’s a double-secret law that isn’t posted anywhere.

Lol they don’t.

How could they?

If you want to walk around the house covered in your own shit, the government won’t stop you.

And yet you don’t hold yourself to that standard. How quaint.