In the library, with the candlestick.

If only they’d used something more secure, like 12345678

You left out the comma.

And no, I’m not in sinuating. I’m in the United States.

Adelf Hitla

Do not modify a public street lamp. It is not yours. More importantly, you’ll be creating an unsafe environment.

Put up curtains.

“I wish humans responded predictably to crises and trauma.”

Bruce Banner, for successfully finding a way to live with radiation poisoning

Wow. They even managed to ruin the promised improvements by including AI.

I wish I was surprised.

Turn it the other way around and it’s an onion.

This.

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You know that feeling when you’ve just pushed a 63 Chevy down a hill into a ravine, and you’ve got that exhilarating feeling of muscle relief after the car just slipped forward under its own power while your body suddenly noticed it was no longer exerting itself, and you feel the wind on your face and hear birds chirping in the distance, then the crunch of metal against rock and the crack of glass and the splash of fluids that ruptured out into all directions when–

What were we talking about?

Really really tiny pads to write the tickets

All you need is an exotic accent, and a white felt fedora.

Yes, due to a sonic hedgehog mutation.

That’s not a joke.

That could be due to a mutation in sonic hedgehog.

I know that sounds like a joke, but it’s not.

Edit: Taking a closer look, that cat definitely has a sonic hedgehog mutation. That’s the source of what looks like a split in the nose, plus the eyes being set slightly far apart.

To add to what others are saying:

You can clean them, but the corrosion will come back over time.

You don’t.

It’s been a tremendous gripe for years.

New Amsterdam

(because it became New York)

I’ll be right over