Big Trouble in Little China

Any secondhand laser printer should fit the bill.

No pun intended

There are no “privacy-focused” smart glasses. In fact, all of them are the exact opposite.

Narrator: like at all companies, no one will read the documentation.

Filming in other places?

“Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate.”

manul

Ooh, rain keeps on fallin’

I said, ooh, rain keeps on fallin’, fallin…

It’s probably a Star Wars reference.

I looked up the NX1. $135 for a full featured Android phone? Seems too good to be true, even at that small size.

*the cat’s bed

You’re missing the fact that the people who run the AI companies literally want us all to die so they can take our money.

They don’t want other people to exist. Except as slaves to them.

Narrator: until someone else gains access

(minerals are chemicals)

It’s good that having such a small penis doesn’t give you poor self-esteem 👍

You’re never the asshole when a solicitor is the other party.

Especially because what they did is a specific sales tactic: intentionally piss off one person in the house in hopes another resident feels bad - and invites in the solicitor.

Then, the solicitor has an emotional advantage in dealmaking.

Eat all the candy

Planned obsolescence. I had the same thing happen.

There’s a safety sensor that tells the unit whether it’s okay to stay lit. The sensor is designed to be the first thing to go bad, as protection against worse things that could happen.

But the sensor is now integrated into the entire burner unit. It may not be possible to replace only the sensor.

If your unit had a five-year warranty, it’s time to shop for a new one. It’ll cost more to fix than to replace, unless you’re comfortable dismantling the burner yourself.

If your unit had a longer warranty, get it serviced now before the warranty expires.

Your image assumes an equal ratio of covered-with-pants vs. not-covered-with-pants. But you don’t include any evidence to back up your assumption.

First, we would need to determine the surface area of pants (Sp) and compare it to the surface area of cow (Sc); i.e., does Sp = Sc

Pants are, of course, hollow. And that’s why we use Sp, and not Sp/2.

If Sp >= Sc, then your question is valid and therefore is open to debate.

If Sp < Sc, then the only viable option is for the pants to be on top. Otherwise, they would slide off.

Space Quest