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actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.

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I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Metal Zealot@lemmy.ml
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    Granted, he’s now molesting your grandma

    • actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      And my grandma is one happy woman, you better believe it.

      • Metal Zealot@lemmy.ml
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        I was hoping she was alive, or else i inadvertently created a necrophile instead.

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    He is now a frequent visitor to your local hospice.

  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    as a side-effect, you also get the obsessive compulsive need to stan him to make sure he is really a gerontophile and not just a front to get to any granny’s kids.

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