Me
EDIT: Having read some of the other comments, it would appear that we something of a Spartacus situation
WinZip finally came looking for a license fee and bankrupted Microsoft’s data centre budget
a good engineerQ teaching humanity a lesson.
I am, sorry. I tripped on the power cable. My bad, guys.
Can you unplug it again?
Me!
I am. Sorry. You know they make us use Copilot? It cussed on Thursday (not kidding. I have, surprisingly, never cussed at it so not sure how it did) and soon after that, went down. I broke it.
What do we have to lose but our chains?
Servers went down because sam altman broke into the dc dressed as the hamburglar and took all the RAM
Someone at Microsoft watched a comedy set and misinterpreted the bit after the performance
Jensen Huang slept with one of the servers.
It’s taking breaks to listen to They Might Be Playing They Might Be Giants from KMSU.
janitor rocking out in headphones unaware his floor buffer accidentally unplugged the big, sinister looking machine
