Are they? Have they ever been less than maximum sketch?
Skooma comes in pill form?
Clerks Aporoved
** takes pill **
THREE HOURS LATER…
Wake up. We’re here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?
Well, not even last night’s storm could wake you. I’ve heard them saying we’ve reached Morrowind; I’m sure they’ll let us go!
Quiet. Here comes the nurse.
Takes Pill
Passes out…
Wake up to EMT staring down at you
Hey you, you’re finally awake… Didn’t think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there…
LOL! +1…Proceed to file for personal bankruptcy because your health insurance abandoned you.
I had to read on these. Apparently they are unregulated pharmaceuticals sold as dietary supplements, because for some reason labelling things as supplements makes them out of scope for safety regulators?
And now they are game branded.
Same applies to “well being crystals” they’re very careful in not saying they’ll heal you.
And now they are game branded.
Which country? (As though I dont already know…)
The better question might be “which state”
Nope, being labelled a supplement not only lets you bypass approvals, but the FDA legally can’t inspect or investigate your product until after people start getting sick.
All 50 states.
Yep, saw a video of one that was Viagra and Cialis together (which shouldn’t ever be taken together)
Untested CHIMicals
:: takes pill ::
5 minutes after it kicks in
Me: What a fool you are. I’m a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Cops: WTF is this dude on?!
I just hear the synth driving the words. Dagothwave would be up there with Cbat for using these pills.
You would have be crazy to take it, the last thing I want is to deal with Cliffracers chasing me around.
Hey you, you’re finally erect.
spoiler
I know it’s from Skyrim, just let me have this
Bout to become the Moon-and-Star in my pants and CHIM all over the place.
Are the owners of these pill companies MAGA or were these around before Jan 2017 or 2024?
Fake boner pills have been in gas stations for as long as I can remember. Ones with actual sildenafil in them are a little newer, as Viagra started having generic production in 2017. Most of it comes from China, and the packaging, which can be printed however you specify, and capsules, can be bought in bulk off aliexpress. This is why they all look the same in a foundational sense.
starts clipping through map
climbing mountains one bunny hop at a time
That just straight up Jumanjis you into the game
But with a boner mod preinstalled.
Oh god no I can’t get pecked to death by three cliffracers.
I played the game in VR for a bit. Cliff racers are HUGE. Much bigger than they look on the screen. My respect for Saint Jiub went way up.
I used to name myself the same name lol
Wait, you meant “Klear”? *You’re* the one that’s been blocking me from using this name on various random websites this whole time?!
I mean Jiub in Morrowind lmao
Oh. The search for my doppleganger continues…
You gotta take the Rhino II and turn the tables.
Avoid the Horny Goat Weed for Women: it functions as a Scroll of Icarian Flight in Morrowind.
You have any idea how fucking popular a proven Isekai pill would be… Earth would be damn near empty.
