SDF Chatter
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 13 天前

Who would rule?

lemmy.blahaj.zone

message-square
32
link
fedilink
284

Who would rule?

lemmy.blahaj.zone

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 13 天前
message-square
32
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • snarkysadierose@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    99
    ·
    13 天前

    thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

    • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      13 天前

      We need a wide spoon, so it wouldn’t fall in

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        13 天前

        No no, a small ladle with a long handle

      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        13 天前

        Regular bowl spoon but really long handle

    • edible_funk@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      13 天前

      I find thick fork to be upsetting in a way I can’t quite articulate.

      • untorquer@quokk.au
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        13 天前

        2000’s tech art kind of feel. The uncanny valley of creativity that lead to Corporate Memphis

    • jaschop@awful.systems
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      13 天前

      Who would win? 1000 long mugs VS the sun

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      13 天前

      I want long mug to store pen and pencils in it.

      I want thicc fork so I can play tunes on it.

  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    13 天前

    Long mug can still be used as a bowl.

    Thick fork has no practical use whatsoverer.

    • philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      13 天前

      Paper weight?

      • yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        13 天前

        Eating many types of pasta!

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      13 天前

      Someone hasn’t seen mystery men

      • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        13 天前

        Guilty as charged.

        Do you have a link?

        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          13 天前

          It’s on prime right now. Hank Azaria plays one of the superheroes, Jeff, and he throws cutlery. It’s a ridiculous movie and totally worth a watch.

          https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/

          • alpine_jim@piefed.social
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            13 天前

            I’m not Knifey-Boy, I’m not Stab-Man.

          • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            13 天前

            Probably my favorite super hero movie.

            • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              13 天前

              It is truly one of the movies ever

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    13 天前

    The come from this artist: https://www.theuncomfortable.com/

  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    13 天前

    I wanna see the handle on the long side so it gets stretched out too and the mug is equally as useless as the fork

    • etaoin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      13 天前

      Two CGI mugs, lit really bad. Both have a stadium-shaped body. The one in the background has a handle on the curved side, with enough (or perhaps a little too much) width to hold comfortably. The other has a handle spanning the entire flat side.

      • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        13 天前

        Yes like that!

  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    13 天前

    Good for nothing Minecraft ass fork

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    13 天前

    This combination is the best way to eat corn chowder.

  • ivanovsky
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    13 天前

    Who would win? Not me, that’s for sure.

  • Hupf@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    13 天前

    Now imagine: thicc fork.

    • Jackie's Fridge@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      13 天前

      …thork

  • Lily@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    13 天前

    Thick fork would be useful with mashed potatoes but i would spill my drink with that cup

  • Cellery@quokk.auBanned
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    13 天前

    Is it a spooning contest?

  • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    11 天前

    Thick fork gave me a physical reaction, yuck!! Just like wrong spoon, keep that shit away from me.

  • treesquid@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    13 天前

    Long mug would make a cute window sill planter. Thick fork is just a paperweight.

  • WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    13 天前

    How dare you leave out spherical spoon?

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    13 天前

    Having just broken the handle off my favorite mug, I know for sure which one of these would last longer.

196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Community Rules

You must post before you leave

Be nice. Assume others have good intent (within reason).

Block or ignore posts, comments, and users that irritate you in some way rather than engaging. Report if they are actually breaking community rules.

Use content warnings and/or mark as NSFW when appropriate. Most posts with content warnings likely need to be marked NSFW.

Most 196 posts are memes, shitposts, cute images, or even just recent things that happened, etc. There is no real theme, but try to avoid posts that are very inflammatory, offensive, very low quality, or very “off topic”.

Bigotry is not allowed, this includes (but is not limited to): Homophobia, Transphobia, Racism, Sexism, Abelism, Classism, or discrimination based on things like Ethnicity, Nationality, Language, or Religion.

Avoid shilling for corporations, posting advertisements, or promoting exploitation of workers.

Proselytization, support, or defense of authoritarianism is not welcome. This includes but is not limited to: imperialism, nationalism, genocide denial, ethnic or racial supremacy, fascism, Nazism, Marxism-Leninism, Maoism, etc.

Avoid AI generated content.

Avoid misinformation.

Avoid incomprehensible posts.

No threats or personal attacks.

No spam.

Moderator Guidelines

Moderator Guidelines

  • Don’t be mean to users. Be gentle or neutral.
  • Most moderator actions which have a modlog message should include your username.
  • When in doubt about whether or not a user is problematic, send them a DM.
  • Don’t waste time debating/arguing with problematic users.
  • Assume the best, but don’t tolerate sealioning/just asking questions/concern trolling.
  • Ask another mod to take over cases you struggle with, if you get tired, or when things get personal.
  • Ask the other mods for advice when things get complicated.
  • Share everything you do in the mod matrix, both so several mods aren’t unknowingly handling the same issues, but also so you can receive feedback on what you intend to do.
  • Don’t rush mod actions. If a case doesn’t need to be handled right away, consider taking a short break before getting to it. This is to say, cool down and make room for feedback.
  • Don’t perform too much moderation in the comments, except if you want a verdict to be public or to ask people to dial a convo down/stop. Single comment warnings are okay.
  • Send users concise DMs about verdicts about them, such as bans etc, except in cases where it is clear we don’t want them at all, such as obvious transphobes. No need to notify someone they haven’t been banned of course.
  • Explain to a user why their behavior is problematic and how it is distressing others rather than engage with whatever they are saying. Ask them to avoid this in the future and send them packing if they do not comply.
  • First warn users, then temp ban them, then finally perma ban them when they break the rules or act inappropriately. Skip steps if necessary.
  • Use neutral statements like “this statement can be considered transphobic” rather than “you are being transphobic”.
  • No large decisions or actions without community input (polls or meta posts f.ex.).
  • Large internal decisions (such as ousting a mod) might require a vote, needing more than 50% of the votes to pass. Also consider asking the community for feedback.
  • Remember you are a voluntary moderator. You don’t get paid. Take a break when you need one. Perhaps ask another moderator to step in if necessary.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.69K users / day
  • 5.68K users / week
  • 10.1K users / month
  • 16.6K users / 6 months
  • 40 local subscribers
  • 7.18K subscribers
  • 7.84K Posts
  • 107K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Jorunn (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • 🏳️‍⚧️MiaCD🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
  • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Arkhive (they/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Bad Jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Jorunn (she/her)@piefed.blahaj.zone
  • BE: 0.19.21
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org