Still waiting for someone to summon me.
I can’t be your friend if you don’t do the ritual right.
The Baal loneliness epidemic is real.
Had a demonic red panda as a pet in DND once. We RPed missing the obvious sign so we could keep it.
It is not very difficult. Just become a regular at an establishment. Three months and you will have friends.
You underestimate my ability not to make any connections.
so like just pick a shoe store or a dry cleaner to hang out at?
Honestly that could probably work, depending on the location.
lol
That’s right. Join a sports team and then realize you’d rather spend 4 nights a week at the same bar.
Or worse, join a card shop, and realize that you would rather have joined a sports team but you already spent three thousand dollars on a game that you hate because the expectation is that you spend 600 dollars every month on it to remain competitive.
That said, I highly recommend people take up like swimming, aerobics, or martial arts. Or even, like chess, bridge or go.
Pokemon is cheap AF to play ($30-50 total for a top tier deck) and surprisingly deep. MTG can be played with a pre-built Commander deck for around $50. Then there’s board games where only one person needs to buy the thing.
D&D books can probably be downloaded somewhere…
Pokemon is alot of fun, I just don’t have anyone around me who plays. MTG is where stuff is around here, but we have a couple pods of ringers who always have top tier stuff (still good sports though, fun to play with, I am just exaggerating on how much they spend).
I just prefer games where I don’t have to spend much money, and I always have some activity that requires me to exercise because it gives me motivation to work out.
D&D you need a group to begin with.
cant say i have a problem with it. queers are just superior at making friends i think
Speak for your self. For a time I thought I was good at it because I had a bunch of friends but they are slipping through my hands as we speak. Feels lonely af because they seem to care less and less about my life, especially since became jobless and transitioned.
This is just summoning other queers for game night.
Pfft I can make friends just fine without resorting to demons.
Please be my friend please please please
but Dort_Owl, I live in the imperial core and I am surrounded by demons.
Add me on myspace
without resorting to demons
Baphomet crying.
I have a Black Phillip friend.
This Wikipedia page had me laughing.
Charlie is a male goat and animal actor. He is best known for his role as Black Phillip in the 2015 horror film The Witch directed by Robert Eggers.
Acting
During the production of The Witch, animal trainer Anna Kilch showed images of potential goat actors to director Robert Eggers. He chose Charlie, a black he-goat with large horns who weighed 210 pounds (95 kg), for the role of Black Philip. He said that Charlie was chosen because he “looked the Black Phillip-iest.” Charlie had the largest horns of the potential goats.
Charlie was noted for his inappropriate behavior on set. Eggers said that “If we wanted him to be doing something violent, he wanted to go to sleep. If he was supposed to be standing still, he was running around like a madman.” Charlie frequently attacked co-star Ralph Ineson; Ineson said that they had “hate at first sight.” Charlie weighed 50 pounds (23 kg) more than Ineson during filming, and thus easily overpowered him. Charlie rammed Ineson in the ribs on the fourth day of filming and dislodged a tendon, forcing Ineson to take pain medication for the remaining period of filming. Ineson was hospitalized three times due to attacks by Charlie.
Eggers was unwilling to replace Charlie with CGI, so he commissioned two puppets depicting Charlie. He was unsatisfied with their appearance, and they were not used. Several scenes were cut from the film because Charlie was unwilling to cooperate. Eggers later said that “the goat was a fucking nightmare.” In an interview, Ineson said of goats: “You can’t train a goat; they’re satanic animals, they do exactly what they want when they want.” After completing filming, Ineson took his wife and Eggers to a restaurant in London called The Smoking Goat and ate a goat meat dish in order to spite Charlie.
Despite his misbehavior on set, Charlie’s performance was well-received by critics. Writing for Film School Rejects, reviewer Christopher Campbell said that Charlie was deserving of an Oscar for his role as Black Phillip. Seth Abramovitch of The Hollywood Reporter described him as “the breakout goat.” In response to Charlie’s reception, Ineson said, “It’s wonderful that his fantastic performance is bringing notoriety to the film, but there’s a little part of me that’s like, seriously? That f—er? [sic].”
Charlie also had a minor role in the 2017 film It Comes at Night directed by Trey Edward Shults.
He’s called Charlie the G.O.A.T. for a reason!
Breaking out the Ars Goetia to get a few friends round to play charades
Wouldn’t recommend doing this. A lot of balls get pierced from their damn horns.
Note to self: Buy sidewalk chalk.
That’s the best friend you’ll ever have.
