I love the extra troll of Hawaii being left red
And Alaska and New Jersey
I didn’t see that. Now that you mention it, Maine looks strangely particularly beachy for some reason too.
You can get to the beach in about 5 minutes from anywhere but yeah it’s mostly trees
Ah, yes, I too long for the legendary beaches of northern Montana.
Only slightly more picturesque than the beaches of southern New Mexico. ☝🏼
I hear there is convenient beach access from El Paso. What’s a beach if not sand?
If “has sand” is your primary criteria, you’re in luck!
Hey bud, you’re in luck! I just happen to be a real estate salesman who specializes in beachfront property in the land of enchantment. I’ve got some properties that I can set you up with real cheap!
Honestly? I’d probably buy just about anything from Steve Martin.
since we’re in the topic of “that’s the joke,” forgot to mention Alaska and Hawaii
There are no beaches in Hawaii! You crazy, yo
not unless you are a billionaire
Even billionaires are legally required to allow access to beaches that their properties would otherwise block. Zuck tried to restrict access and only discovered that he’s required to allow people through his gated property. The guards will give you the stink-eye, but they’ll let you through.
as a hawaiian i can say first hand the reality isnt what is legal
major issues with meta fuckwad and legal access was my thought as well, the assault that got swept under was a bit more than just bad looks
besides if they can challenge Kamehameha on admittence i have little faith we’re keeping these state laws much longer
hell the way he worked around buying up the land to begin with is sketch as shit
The most scenic beaches are the northern North Dakota ones, in January.
as someone who has both ice skated and snowmobiled across the frozen waters which are home to those beaches… ya know, back in the before times when you could do that sort of thing across border… you are absolutely correct!
Should have included a spot in Utah for the Mormons who thought they had found the ocean and settled.
Makes sense though, in the American mind there is only one country.
We know about Australia ok
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Good, NJ has terrible beaches, don’t come here. I mean don’t go there. Yep yep!
can you explain why every time i go to the shores of jersey they are covered in dead jellyfish
The jellyfish arrive on the beach and immediately die of embarrassment when they realize they’re in New Jersey
canabeach
hell yeah 420 blaze it bro
There are a lot of those in California
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