Damn, I wish I was an anonymous women from the late nineteenth century.

The soft belly on women just does something to me ugh

Hahah damnit Miisha, you’ve brought horny me out this morning!

For anyone down bad, (NSFW obvs) here’s a direct link to the image. I’m not judging, I swear…👀

God I wish that were me

I got some ass and the boobs look similar, but my hips and shoulders are the inverse of what they should be :(

I want a hourglass or pear shape, not a rectangle nor an inverted pyramid, damnit!

If she is fat then I wanna be fat

Samesies, I’m putting all my hopes into my genes with HRT, I’ve seen what it can do on testosterone, please :3

Despite all of them being unimaginably cursed, Gyroids come in all kinds of shapes and sizes; I guarantee that for every single one of these puppies, there’s at least one person who appreciates that particular one. Likely several people!

Though I’m not entirely sure I’d describe haunted pottery (?) as fat…

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Gynoid.

Gyroid, Gynoid.

Fuck it, close enough.

Embrace your inner and outer Gy(r/n)oid; the right person will like you for being you, whatever song you sing, whatever dance you dance.

So that’s what it’s called! A flower becomes even more beautiful once you know its name~