I show up 30 minutes late: “Kept you waiting, huh?”

Being told by my date we’re gonna miss the movie we planned to see: “It’s not over yet!”

My date insults my time management abilities: “You’re pretty good”

My date leaves early and I get ghosted: “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”

One day you will find your fortune <3

I guess love doesn’t bloom on the battlefield

Honestly I kinda dig when guys info dump at me about things they like.

How much of it was dedicated to explaining the metabolic background for your fashion choices?