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purrtastic@lemmy.nz to RetroGaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 天前

If Minesweeper was a AAA game

minesweeper.mikelacher.com

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If Minesweeper was a AAA game

minesweeper.mikelacher.com

purrtastic@lemmy.nz to RetroGaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 天前
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Triple-A Minesweeper
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Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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  • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    damn, I kept playing just for the plot, I can’t wait for the 2billion budget sequel voiced by keanu reeves and ana de armas

    • purrtastic@lemmy.nzOP
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      That takes up 300Gb and requires a third party launcher plus denuvo

      • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        although the min reqs gonna be crazy, I’m counting the days to summer 2038

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          Start saving for the 9090Ti now if you want to run it over 30 fps.

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    I gotta sweep these mines

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    11 天前

    What happened in Singapore?!?!?

    • simbico@lemmy.zip
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      11 天前

      Things went sideways…

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It was a massacre

      https://youtu.be/LHY8NKj3RKs

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    Where’s the part about making an account to “share your score with your friends”.

    Also missed the “Achievements”: the very first click should’ve triggered at least “Started your first sweep”, “Just got lucky: your blind click wasn’t a mine!”, “Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click” and “Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click”.

    Also didn’t saw any “sweep store” selling things like “Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding”.

    I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.

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      i like the part where ot always tells you where to click and the main character and the woman also constantly explain it xD

  • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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    Hey, for an AAA game there is a serious lack of a launcher, issues with kernel level anti cheat, creating a separate account and a 30 gigabyte update.

    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Where’s my DLC and monthly subscriptions?

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        I want to buy a special skin for Sweeper!

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    OMFG, this is hilarious!

  • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
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    I couldn’t play it because it’s PlayStation exclusive 😔

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    This yes so well made I was sad there wasn’t more. I love Minesweepers.

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    The fact that it’s impossible to die reminded me of that Wolverine motorcycle game.

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      It’s impossible to die? I just played it without using the yellow diamonds. I didn’t try to intentionally hit a mine though.

      • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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        I hit a mine and it let me continue

        • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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          I hit every mine and it let me continue lmao

        • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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          Ah I see. I guess I could have tried rather than asking hah . Thanks though.

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    Do I need to play the prequel to enjoy this?

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      Yeah but if you play the prequel without reading the novella first then what are you even doing with your life.

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      there is a game boy side series that explains why the villain become the villain so he you would sympathise him to an extent - he actually has a point

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      All right first you’re gonna need to track down a Nokia N-gage, then what you’re gonna wanna do is take the battery out…

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      I think for new players it makes most sense to play them in release order and then for a second playthrough go chronologically.

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        Another minesweeper purist I see

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      9 天前

      If you want to know about what happened back there in Paris you’ll need to.

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    What? No localization team? As a native bahasa speaker, this is literally unplayable!

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    I need to sweep these mines.

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    The yellow paint indicator 💀

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    This is just Halo 3 on easy. Where is the DLC? The in game currencies? Rare lootbox skins? Forced online pvp with ranked rewards?

    And what is happening the flags should waving in different directions thanks to DLSS5.

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    We can have quadruple A game in a browser but we have to download an app just so we can get an appointment.

    Also the lack of QTE is disappointing, 7/10.

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