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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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Let’s just bring this to its logical conclusion shall we?

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Let’s just bring this to its logical conclusion shall we?

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    In the James Bond film Goldfinger, one of the ‘Bond-girls’ called Pussy Galore saves the day by double crossing her boss, Goldfinger. Bond (who forced himself upon her earlier in the movie) is asked what he did to win her over and she just muses “…I must have… appealed to her maternal instincts…” which has been interpreted by many fans to mean he dressed up in a baby outfit and suckled on her titties. Because what the fuck else could he be talking about??[SOURCE]

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    then why baby not look at camera? is tiddies eye at bellybutton?

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      Just shut up and suck on that baby

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          I didn’t say baby’s noodle. I DIDNT, I SWEAR

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      The camera is at the right tiddy while the baby is looking at the left tiddy. Checkmate atheists.

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      maybe it’s cross-eyed

      • xkbx@startrek.website
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        What, you mean like a Roman’s POV?

    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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      They’re just that big, takes up his whole vision.

      Edit: they’re so big that they have their own shiny sunspot which is reflecting off the curved surface of the mammaries and shining a light into the babies blue eyes - you can see this if you zoom in.

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    The tiddies trend sucks. Have teenagers found their way to Lemmy or what?

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      I think your username says why you dislike it in the same way mine says why I like it

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        🤣🤣🤣 true dat, sis

    • Scaryjelly@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, sucking on tiddies is trending on Lemmy.

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