yeah but he could also be a freak in the sheets as well as a menace on the sheets ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Attention Bajoran Twerkers

i think you do gods work

the work of a god that hides in heaven because he fears his own creation

dammit

the 3 minutes i spent on this

wasted

no

The third oni if thats her name is a cool character, are you coming out with an action figure line

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

its not that i had sex

its that sex had me 😔

I’d like to blame microplastics

now draw her fulfilling those commissions, displaying her surely excellent, healthy posture as she draws

Imagine everyone using Latin to program

Someone comes along and says we’re using Jenglish now

talk to him about non-nippulous topics, like football, or canned beer (do NOT mention draft)

Tell me about it! My spouse was pissed when they found out about my hobbies that I was doing outside of the house, like having sex with other people

ok wait before we get judgy, like how hot was the club

If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we’re doomed to repeat them for the first time

Wait, how are Romans, a culture from thousands of years ago, quoting a video game from 1996?

what if straw in ass

French and english labels? Tabarnak 🇨🇦

now erase the wings ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽