thank you for creating children!

Sorry, that “thank you for creating content” guy isn’t here and I panicked

How do we know that’s not just a tiny arm? Need a banana

Me playing platformers

I knew it was witchcraft

Explain how you rotate the image but the text is never upside down

Explain now

Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.

Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.

Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn

Damn USA about to include itself on its own travel advisory list

NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

ugh yes gimme that fucking LORE

“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.

sensitive dickheads?

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You ever notice how Troy McLure breakdances like this, while Dr Zaius breakdances like this?

Ha, you fool! It’s your cuteness on a scale of 10

Animorphs? At this time of the millenium? Located entirely within this 196 community?

Manipulativeness

I mean it worked. I don’t see any witches

Oh fun stuff, in Canada and the USA, the governments actually gave companies hundreds of millions dollars to build fibre optic networks. The companies proceeded to do NOTHING and the governments did nothing about it.

I’d look it up to back up my sources, but my internet connection is so slow. I’d call that irony, IF ONLY I COULD LOOK UP THE DEFINITION

Two words: yes

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.