Sounds more like Fahrenheit 451
i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.
Did you use your crowbar to separate them from each other?
nope. just standard policy of playing ph music and sitting in a chair watching while i called them step parent names.
Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs
no hose with me. next time i’ll use the kitchen sink sprayer.
I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.
Were they Kings of Leon?
Because Sex on Fire
Badum tsss
Your comment led me to this article https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/what-happened-to-kings-of-leon/
was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.
Just hose them hah.
Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.
Kill la Kill (2013)
I’m hardly a prude, but I would be reluctant to be naked around “Fire Guy”
I cook bacon naked, he would just keep me a little warmer than I was
I dunno, he’s kinda hot
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.
I was managing a bar/club in a student city, and somebody decided to puke in the urinal and clogged it to all hell. So I called a plumber to fix it cause I wasn’t able to, and got to talking with the guy. Asked him if he had any weird encounters, and he told me that once he was called to a house of a very infamous frat to fix some blockage. He was let inside, and there was this couple just straight up fucking with their doors open. He asked them to stop; they didn’t. So after asking a second time with the same outcome, he just left and sent them a bill for the start-up cost.
Trades people encounter some shit man
Literally Fahrenheit 451
Might also be a Fahrenheit 451 reference lol
You’re just trying to keep him for yourself!!!
So selfish.
that guy is lit 🔥
… because he’s a fireman. Get it? Get it? Get it?
… this thing on?
I was thinking Farenheight 451
Literally Fahrenheit 451
„Medusa, Cover your snakes, some weak willed are here“
The fire guy is irrelevant for the oppression, it’s his phone and smart home speakers plugged into palantir, aandrijving his privacy
doxxed by autocorrect
what word that fits would get corrected to aandrijving?
I think I was going for sabotaging or something like it
Propulsion, obviously.
