sound of buckets of molten rubber being poured through a leaf mulcher-rfk voice

"You could argue that me embracing the worms that make me exist is somehow disgusting. But I’d beg to differ. It’s racist. And I think it’s about time we give these magnificent creatures their day in the spotlight for sharing their life force with us.

Do you realise how much work they put into keeping roadkill supple for us? Be grateful."

And yet they keep Terry around anyway.

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I’d like to call for a vote for the following motion:

LazyBaby to be renamed BasedBaby.

Refuse this feeling: these assholes are in the same boat as you but only managed to be in this particular one a bit longer then you. That’s all there is to it.

That’s not the real Alex Jones you’re thinking of. The real one popped like a balloon.

Ok that was a bit snarkier then I perhaps intended.

Afaik they had those wars forced on them.

And that’s the thing. Ideally speaking nobody wants war. That’s a given. But the reality is, when you’re dealing with fascists you don’t have many options.

If you draw a line in the sand, even a minor one, you’ll have a war or conditions leading up to one. Some lines must be drawn because if you don’t they’ll draw those lines on their conditions.

If you try being diplomatic and try to coexist it’s only a matter of time until you do get forced into a war.

If you stand up: war.

In Europe we recently had a US diplomat making a stink over matters he had no say over. To the point where he clearly was only interested in causing an outrage. And that’s what these assholes want, puppets to dance for them so people are distracted from the Epstein class and to have people do their bidding.

Removing these is indeed a risky move, but you can’t play nice either.

Ask greenland how that diplomacy is working out.

Can it play doom?

“Oh maybe I could fix it by trying this thing.”

“But what if it messes things up?”

“Ah it’ll be just fine if I mess around here just this once.”

“It’ll work don’t worry.”

"We have the best 🙌 hiding 🫣techniques👨‍🔧 . Tremendous high 🫡intelligence 🧐. People 🤺say 💬 it’s like nothing 🚫you’ve ever seen 👀in the history 📜of seeing.

Jeffrey was the only real friend I ever had 😭."

If it pisses of conservatives I’m all for it.

Both. It’s not a one or the other issue. Don’t let it divide us. The planet is on fire and we need all the help from any angle we can get.

How long until it ends up on the graveyard?

Sorry for necromancing this.

How’s the neck from those kits, something you’d confidently take of stage?

I drink decaf almost daily because I LOVE a cup of coffee. But I also take meds for my adhd and they don’t mix too well with caffeine.

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Citizen: Speeding? I wasn’t aware I was going too fast!

Cop: It says here you posted a meme about the president. Please step out of the vehicle.

J/K of course, they wouldn’t ask nicely.

What a nightmare it must be to live near that cacaphony.

No more clankers pls.

Selfcare and worldcare wrapped into one.

Fascism.