two would get me, maybe 3 or 4 if I had a sword or axe

one way to find out

Are the owls wielding machine guns?

A lot. Im fucking huge and jacked

Probably like 4.

5 owls

Honestly, probably 1. I’m weak as shit

Honestly, I’ve met a couple absolute unit owls that would kick my ass on their own. Fuckers got talons bigger than my hands.

0 I’ll kick my own ass