This is my favorite posts this morning. Made me smile and silently laugh internally.
Good thing you didn’t silently laugh externally
this meme was literally my first exposure to porn when I was like 10 on my grandmas computer lol
I was just looking for hamster images to print and cut out because I had an obsession with hamsters 😭
You’re not alone. John Oliver also has a hamster obsession.
But he also has a weird fetish for hamsters in speedo’s.
Wouldn’t ten make more sense?
That would have made the joke better for sure.
X is a variable, implying the number is 18 now but it can fluctuate.
Porn site founders: We’re gonna build a porn site!
Open source platform founders (Mastodon, Python, Lemmy): Let’s name it after an animal and make it our logo!
XHamster founders:
Wait… This site is NOT named after Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister?
Uninstalled!
Wait… he is also an animal. It’s ok.
“We are worse than animals, we hunger for the kill.” Lemmy
The official word from the devs is actually that it was named after Lemmy Kilmister AND the animal!
AND the video game!
And a hot plate!
It says i need to take a photo of my balls to verify my age
That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age
Florida won’t let me. Can you share some cute pics?
A lil something to get you started:
Found Kash Patel’s account.
You can find plenty at nordvpn.com
I think IVPN is better
That works too
IVPN is awesome. I think they also upped the number of devices from 2 to 5. A year+ ago I remember trying to sign in with my acct on a 3rd PC and it wouldn’t let me, but now it says 5 on the website and it works 🤷🏻♂️
Do you know if they support port forwarding? And how’s their speed?
Idk about the ports because I’m too dumb to understand or use them. There is a selection for a Preferred port and “add custom port” in the setting so maybe?
Download speeds are good. Don’t know if there’s a speed cap, but the highest I’ve gotten is ~32 MB/s (not Mb/s) which is plenty fast for my needs. Im thinking that’s my ISP cap, since I usually max out around the same on Steam downloads when off VPN.
For me the best part is you just need a CC number to sign up. It’s been a while, so this could be wrong, but I don’t think they even ask for a name or billing address. But I also use a digital card from privacy.com and make up fake names and billing information when I don’t feel it’s necessary to use them at XYZ website.
You get a randomly generated ID# from iVPN and that’s your login, so no password to forget either. I also like their client which has a lot of option (90% of which I don’t use or understand well enough).
A bunch of SFW pics from that site are at
This is pure lemonparty.org propaganda to trick you into porn.
lmao you beat me to it. I used to do that to so many people. Hey have you heard of this new political party? Check it out!
Knowing what xhamster is must be how leela feels when shes zapp brannigan.
The ACTUAL site is xviiihamster.com
must be lemeed overload. try again later.
Reminds me of that cool website dedicated to goats (goatse.cx)
Armageddon!!
Well, I mean, if you insist
