I’ll have to check the details but, could that be Mastermind: World Conqueror? It’s still on newgrounds

He was my lover!

Idk that third to last one looks like it could be from a galaxy far far away

I’ve heard good things about, but not myself played, Penny’s Big Breakaway, might be worth looking into, it’s got a demo on steam. I think it’s the game closest to your list I’m aware of. In terms of slightly different 3D platformers that MAY be to your taste: Bomb Rush Cyberfunk is a step away from the others in your list in terms of movement styles, as a spiritual successor to Jet Set Radio, but is a proper 3D platformer, and the music is really good. Exploring each new area is the primary gameplay loop, with some limited combat that isn’t really the focus. Mirror’s Edge is a first person platformer with focus on going fast. The movement is surprisingly good for a first person game, and I’ve enjoyed going back and running time trials, as every level has a ton of very non obvious alternate routes that involve taking advantage of all your movement options (ie: wall jumping in a space you may not have realized was even an option, rather than going up stairs) Neon White is probably the furthest from what you’re looking for, but is one I’m a big fan of. Another first person platformer with short, timed stages, and ratings at the end. Killing enemies gives cards that can be used for attacks or movement. The dialogue is all extremely cringe (and deliberately so)

Brb making “battering bones” statblock

This… Sounds fun, actually

Back in June in North Carolina a family was charged with MANSLAUGHTER after their 7 year old was hit by a car while walking to a store a mile away with his 10 year old brother. The 76 year old driver is facing no charges. Don’t impede careless drivers by being near the street in these great united states!

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No argument here. This is purely for people who were already interested. Not going to push those run times on anybody

Yeah I blocked those ages ago and the only game that I was actually interested in that got blocked was baldurs gate 3. Easy to hit “show games blocked by my filters” to get the one game that was the exception, which I already knew about without Steam telling me so

Seconded. Not only does it make the watch period much shorter (about half), but it also makes the watching experience insanely better. The biggest weakness of the anime is pacing

Sounds interesting! I’ll have to look into those, thanks for the mention! That last bit, I think, is what kills it for me at the higher stakes, I like having the POTENTIAL for victory every run. Having an occasional impossible run isn’t the end of the world, but when it’s more assured losses than potential wins, there’s a line

Oof. I’ve played a lot of Balatro, but I finished blue stake and went “any more than this stops being fun.” Can’t imagine going all the way to gold for every deck. Is it just a completionist thing? Or is the challenge of it fun for you in moment to moment gameplay?

Duluth Trading co work pants. High comfort and durability, good range of motion, pass as khakis for business casual most of the time

The last time I bought pants, the guy at the register had nothing to say but “hell yeah” “Do you need your receipt?” “Nah” “Hell yeah” He must’ve said it 6-8 times

Can’t wait to get paid for several months deliberately sabotaging AI until someone realizes what I’m up to

Bro absolutely had ADHD. No doubt in my mind

It’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.

Can’t wait to remove the ladders from the pool Bezos is swimming in and then have Zucc bottom for the grim reaper to keep him from dying. Zucc is pregnant now. This happens every day. Elon is of course locked in the basement with all the babies.

Every day I get a reminder that it’s weird I use my off hand.