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deroyonz@lemmy.zip to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

If pokemon existed, how could we make them go to the polls? Serious answers only

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If pokemon existed, how could we make them go to the polls? Serious answers only

deroyonz@lemmy.zip to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    Make voting places into Pokémon gyms

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net
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    Threaten to take away their free healthcare and work on privatization of Pokemon Centers

  • AnarchoAnarchist [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    For most of the ghost or psychic types, all we have to do is spread word there are unattended children in voting booths, and they’ll show up.

  • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Pokeballs thrown into voting booths.

    • deroyonz@lemmy.zipOP
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      Doesn’t do much for wild pokemon but yeah it works well for the ones you have. Although it makes me wonder if it’s good that trainers are essentially forcibly putting their pokemons to vote, rather than it being of their own volition

      • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        It’s okay as long as you don’t get them too drunk. Don’t want your Ekans going out like Edgar Allen Poe.

  • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Simply order them to go to the polls, they have no choice as they are slaves

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netM
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    Probably arceus or one of the other god pokemon

  • Sierra [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Petition niantec or whatever to put limited edition gyms at polling booths, or perhaps a higher rate of rare mons appearing around polling booths. Register mons to vote and help them fill out mail in ballots. People at polling centres could dress up as trainers. Celebrities could post videos of themselves singing a single line of a song at a polling booth, then we could stitch them together.

  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
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    hm so I think at its core you’d have to convince the voting booth attendant dudes that the pokemons are actually furries and it’s racist to ask them to get out of their costume.
    From there it’s as simple as using Charizard to burn the white house down

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Okay I’ll answer your question with a nother question. Is mewtwo magneto?

    • deroyonz@lemmy.zipOP
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      don’t think so

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