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These two beautiful and big, very big, men, they were firemen, and they came and they lifted me out of the wreckage, that I showed up to shortly after 9/11, with their bigly bronzed arms. Just hoisting me like a blushing baby, I couldn’t help but touch their pecs, you know who has great pecs? I do, or I did, used to. But the evil left they came and they took all that away they said “Mr Trump, sir, your pecs, they gotta go” and then we went, uh, we went.
It’s sad when this could actually be a quote from the pedo in charge. Not far off from the real quote.
All off the dome while sitting on the porcelain throne
As is tradition.
Nah you need to shit your pants to properly channel your inner trump.
I can’t believe the evil leftists did that do our big beautiful bronzed god.
They made him into a soggy orange blob :(
These guys must have had human shit and orange makeup all over their uniforms after this.
I hate that I have to even ask but, is this real?
The photo looks like some kind of photoshoped porn. But I’ve just discovered he was carried into safety by a pair of firefighters, and spent a while talking about how strong they were.
He also just discovered it
Nope. He made a speech talking about how 2 big strong firemen carried him out of the 9/11 rubble or some made up shit
I just noticed he’s always had long hair. I know he beat his first wife after going to the hair transplant place she recommended. I wonder if he’s been balding/thinning since he was 20.
probably his dumb kids have been bald and thin forever
Your brave leader
He makes me want to puke
Go ahead. You’ll feel better after.
