These two beautiful and big, very big, men, they were firemen, and they came and they lifted me out of the wreckage, that I showed up to shortly after 9/11, with their bigly bronzed arms. Just hoisting me like a blushing baby, I couldn’t help but touch their pecs, you know who has great pecs? I do, or I did, used to. But the evil left they came and they took all that away they said “Mr Trump, sir, your pecs, they gotta go” and then we went, uh, we went.
These two beautiful and big, very big, men, they were firemen, and they came and they lifted me out of the wreckage, that I showed up to shortly after 9/11, with their bigly bronzed arms. Just hoisting me like a blushing baby, I couldn’t help but touch their pecs, you know who has great pecs? I do, or I did, used to. But the evil left they came and they took all that away they said “Mr Trump, sir, your pecs, they gotta go” and then we went, uh, we went.
It’s sad when this could actually be a quote from the pedo in charge. Not far off from the real quote.
All off the dome while sitting on the porcelain throne
As is tradition.
Nah you need to shit your pants to properly channel your inner trump.
I can’t believe the evil leftists did that do our big beautiful bronzed god.
They made him into a soggy orange blob :(