You know I had to do it

W I D E
OWARI DA (WIDER)
Earthbound-battle-sprite-lookin’ ass
a cat approaches

Mine charges at me and stomps her front feet, with her ears in airplane mode.
I hope you then go “aww, that’s cute” making her even angrier.
I accuse her of being “epsepshully sassssy”.
i accuse mine of wanting kisses when she’s on a rampage, which infuriates her
Try and move me bro! You can’t! …due to wide stance and physics.
what’s the one thing you want most in the world? … crack
I am also obsessed with this
She has to stabilize herself for battle, if necessary.
“Are you threatening me?”
Mine does the same. Is it a thing with lynx point cats?
“you dare oppose me” >:{
Kitty has such a hurt look to it’s face. What was your offense here?
Come at me bro!

My cat looked spitting image. At 17 the color fades
Whatever you do, don’t take her to a restroom in the Minneapolis-St Paul airport.
Fuck me, that’s a deep cut! From unc to unc, NICE!
Pepperidge UNC remembers
Ready to POUNCE in any direction!
Cat-spreading










