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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 天前

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 天前
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  • Boozilla@sh.itjust.works
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    10 天前

    Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.

    • ∃∀λ@programming.dev
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      dog

  • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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    “Also, the chasing has to happen on my island.”

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      “And I’ve got a harpoon, and you’re wearing a bikini.”

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      Where we play knife monopoly…

  • Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.

    • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Challenge level: Impossible

      Find a way to create a meetup for group for “adult tag” that doesn’t sound like it’s sexual in nature.

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        “Again, nothing sexual.”

        • johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Because of the implication

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    A dog wrote this

  • Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
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    Is this the shitty internet version of “The Most Dangerous Game”?

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      FYI: the word “game” in the phrase “the most dangerous gane” refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!

      Just as deer are “game animals”, the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.

      • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world
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        9 天前

        Not in this case

      • rethnor@lemmy.zip
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        9 天前

        Did you just mansplain to the Internet?

        • f314@lemmy.world
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          The Internet seems to like it!

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            As do women, they just can’t ever admit it because they would lose emancipation points. Mansplain as much as you can. You will make many females very very happy.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        Wait, the word “game” isn’t in the phrase “the most dangerous gane”. What kind of trickery is this?

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          Dammit! Sneaky typos…

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    I’m curious how much this pays

  • Codpiece@feddit.uk
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    “BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.

  • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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    Someone should tell this person about tag…

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      Did you guys know theres even competitive tag?

      • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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        I did and it’s way too intense for me lol, I can’t yeet myself over shit like I used to when I was young.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    This is a sex thing btw

    • Aralakh@lemmy.ca
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      For sure it is, sharkfucker420

      • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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        My shark significant other said it was and I believe them

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      It always is.

  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works
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    Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?

    • Janx@piefed.social
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      I was there, but you didn’t show up. ☹️

      • toynbee@piefed.social
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        Of course not.

        You were supposed to chase them.

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      Yeah, just follow the sound of the banjo.

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    either it’s a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag

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    • barooboodoo@lemmy.zip
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      He caught me.

  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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    “The chase doesn’t stop until I’m inside you”

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    you can go real fast

    I’m out 🙌

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    That’s a lot of conditions, he better be paying well.

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