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frogloom [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 13 days ago

i shit my pants today

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i shit my pants today

frogloom [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 13 days ago
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    I shit my pants today

    To see if I still feel

    I focus on the poo

    It’s the only thing that’s real

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      what have i become?

      my swedish friend

      all the food i eat

      goes away in the end

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    I’ll shit your pants tomorrow.

  • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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    [literally the doctor]

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I could never be you doggirl-cry

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        stable? joker-gaming

        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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          vaxxed?

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            There is no place for Buffalo 4chan chuds

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Stop bragging

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    To focus, on the pain

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Was it for the experience, you just had too much to do or you ate something bad?

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      ate stuff that made my tummy rumbly

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    to see if i still smell

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    Peepee said it’s poopoo’s song now

    so-true

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