The first few paragraphs…
Nearly 25,000 pounds of frozen, not ready-to-eat Buffalo chicken products have been recalled in five states because they were “produced without the benefit of inspection,” the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service announced on Aug. 26.
Shanghai Ravioli Corporation, based in Boston, initiated the recall for products that were produced on various dates between July 8, 2025 to June 29, 2026. The agency said the problem was discovered during FSIS surveillance activities. There have been no reports of illness or injury due to consumption of these products.
The recall is being classified as a Class I recall, which, according to the USDA, means a health hazard situation where there is a “reasonable probability that the use of the product will cause serious, adverse health consequences or death.”
First they came for the Jalapeños and I did not speak out because they were too spicy.
Then they came for the spinach and I did not speak out because that stuff is for hippies.
Then they came for the blueberries and I did not speak out because putting little balls in your mouth is gay.
Then they came for the buffalo wings and I did not speak out because white meat is also gay.
Then they came for the burgers and the steaks and there was no one left to speak out for beef.
putting that meat in your mouth… not gay
Shanghai Ravioli Corporation, based in Boston
I mean…
based in Boston
Shanghai Ravioli Corporation - what a fucking reality.
based in Boston
just makes it even better
Some time ago when Uncle Sammy had a war with Spain
And many of the boys in blue were in the battle slain
Not all of them were killed by bullets, not by any means
The biggest part by far were killed by Armour’s Pork and Beans
Stung right, stung right, S-T-U-N-G
Stung right, stung right, easy Mark, that’s me
The region comprising the below states is now known as the buffalo chicken rangoon belt:
- Maine
- Massachusetts
- New Hampshire
- Rhode Island
- Vermont
I don’t think I’ve ever seen frozen buffalo chicken rangoon in any of those states, even on menus. Hell, gas stations don’t even carry that shit.
More of a clump than a belt
Oh, a clump, huh?
Yeah sure, ravioli person commenting on ravioli crime syndicate, subtly calling things ravioli.
We see you. Bet you wish the whole world was ravioli. How can you live with yourself.
Bostonian Shanghai Ravioli Buffalo Chicken is my next band
Pfft who needs gay ass food inspection anyway? DOGE CUT IT!
