Then it was people with “Big” or “Large” in their name. Then “Slim”, then “Young”, and now we’ve got people calling themselves “Baby”. So I decided to take this to its natural conclusion and come up with my own rap name:
Zy GOAT
BUT I LOOKED IT UP JUST IN CASE AND SOME JACKASS HAS ALREADY TAKEN IT! 😡
Guess I’ll just call myself fucking PDA or Fertilized Egg or some shit.
And we used to give them movies
We used to be a proper country
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fat boys!
brrrrrrrrrrrr stick em stick em
what if there was a rapper and his name was just Mark or something
There’s a rapper who had a moment who was just called Kyle.
spitting bars so fast they break a hole through the drywall
Yeah imagine if some oap’s called something like Peter and Basil started making gangster rap
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What about Marky Mark?
Marky Mark and the Guys
I was trying to be funny and come up with something even earlier than those but “Concept” kinda goes hard as a rapper name ngl
soon rappers will be naught by motes of dust
your new rapper name is Speck
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What about Large Slim Baby Goat
Fatty Phat and the Asses
