Let me complete the joke:
The Greeks invented sex, but it was the Romans who were the first to add women to it.
Sitting down might be painful. Heyooo yeah
Thigh gap was their preferred pound, not anal. So generally sitting after wouldn’t be a problem.
Is this factually true in historical writings, or am I being bamboozled? I know of the Greek’s propensity for gay sex, but hadn’t heard of the outer course approach.
I suggest you do some historical reproduction research.
Gay sex isn’t about reproducing. I could see outer course being one of those things that seems completely implausible to me but actually happened. I’ve been surprised by historical sexual documents I have seen in the past, thought this may be one of those times.
Maybe “historical reenactment research” would have been the better phrase there. 😝
you sure dude? some of those reenactors got forearms for days
“Just let me slip it between your thighs, bro, I won’t go in your hole, I promise.”
“You promise?”
“Sure.”
“OK, just make it quick”“Dude this is taking ages”
“I know a way I’ll finish faster. I’ll pull out, I promise”
“You promise?”
Even if gay sex was not a factor, the movie has an entire scene dedicated to explaining that Odysseus’ men raped and pillaged at just about every stop on their way back.
Odysseus fucked Circe and Calypso too on the way.
Possible? Why would that even be difficult?
No porn
I bet those guys could tell tales that would make a modern sailor blush. It’s what people do without tv. Some of the stuff was written down if you want to look it up. Those stories like the ones the Brothers Grimm wrote down? Those first versions were pure smut and gore, and only became children’s stories after a few rounds of heavy cutting and editing.
it still happens, too. there’s a cowboy poetry/storytelling festival (maybe both? I forget which, it is usually in Elko, Nevada, USA last i checked) i am going to convince my wife to go to once we get a decent insulated RV
Why do these post keep saying 20 years instead of 10? Do they not remember that the Illiad is litteraly about taking captive women to rape?
I’m kind of curious what the reveal would be, that it’s survivable to not have sex for 20 years, or that the movie edited all the fucking out, because the original is basically 80% sex.
Wine, sodomy, and the mastix. Sailors never change.
But how do they decide whose turn it was in the barrel?
chore wheel. they tried rolling dice or drawing straws but it kept on landing on bumfuck pete
this is why you want to give a dude a break
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Seems relevant.
Yet the women are being shamed as being beautiful to lure their ship in the rocks or trying to party drug the poor seamen
Greeks going 20 years with no fresh young boys? Sounds like fiction to me.
