Documentary. 😄
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman’s voice.

🏅

Pics like this are the reason we get girls like this one…
https://youtu.be/F7Hzycwu9wc

Even if we did tax ultra-billionaires more, that money would likely just be funneled into higher military spending.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.

This is such an odd thing to ask.
There are literally thousands of web comics out there. Not every one will hit the same for all people.

This is like saying, “Hey, I don’t like the taste of anchovies. Help me to like them.” To what end? If you don’t like something, don’t like it and move on.

Snow White and the Dwarf

One Man and a Baby

Clerk

The First House on the Left

It’s gray on the bottom.

To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn’t too bad, if you’re using the GUI. It’s the API that remains really broken in many places.

“So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down.”

“Get out…”

“No, no, that’s what really happened.”

“No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital.”

This one is tough. I wasn’t an Ozzy super fan or anything, but at the time I grew up (70s - 80s), there was no avoiding him.
I listen to some of the older Black Sabbath songs differently now as well, and have a different appreciation for them. Doesn’t stop me from doing some air guitar in the car though.

🤘RIP Ozzy🤘 You certainly didn’t die as an ordinary man.

Splitters

Actually it’s more like, “now we can justify spending more US tax dollars building even larger bombs that will penetrate deeper into underground bases.”

Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.

Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump’s hands.

I once worked with a guy who had an accident and all we heard was that he broke his leg and would be away for a few weeks.
He came back after having two surgeries, a bunch of hardware placed in his leg and he had to roll around on one of those scooter devices.
“Omg man! What happened??”
“I tripped over my dog…”
“What kind of dog do you have?”
“A dachshund…”
“Well that will never work. You need to tell everyone that you were mauled by a bear, or fell out of a second story window saving a baby from a fire. Something cool.”

But what will be shown during the nightly national news programs??
If they can’t run same 12 medical ads every, fucking, day, whatever will they do?

If I never have to hear that idiotic Jardiance song again, I would be so happy.

Why? Greed.
And they’re not even shy about it.

I made this comment some time ago on another thread about YouTube ads.
With the sheer number of concurrent users, worldwide, 24/7, YouTube could show one ad every three or four videos, and still make a mind boggling amount of money.
But if some money is good, more must be better, right?

DarkStar
So stupid, but if I see it pop up on any of the streaming sites, I know what I’m doing for the next hour or so.

Pretty good audition for joining Mummenschanz.