• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    he also said…

    • Iran would take 2 weeks

    • Gas prices would be cheaper

    • The economy would be better

    • he was a “stable genius”

    • Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history

    • he’s not a pedophile

    And he’s 0-6 on all those.

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    Great news for Greenland. A trump “guarantee” is typically the assurance of the opposite

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    Trump can’t even control his bowels, let alone Iran.

    Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.

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      Fuck yeah, let’s go! The system designed and controlled by literal Nazis after operation paperclip? Fucking end it yesterday!!

      Edit: not big fans of history around these parts, I see.

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        Nazi Germany had already been defeated at the time of operation paper clip you twit. If they had that much global control why did they then let themselves lose the war.

        If you’re gonna come up with brainless conspiracy theories you need to make some sort of coherent sense.

        You should go with claiming that the Nazis invented a time machine to escape prosecution and traveled forward in time to the 21st century, it’s just a stupid a claim but I can’t actually disprove that one.

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      When he finally does die they’ll refuse to admit it for about three months and just sort of Weekend at Bernie’s him. Will probably try and pass off a bunch of unconvincing AI video as evidence of his aliveness.

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        I dont know. I think noone would believe hes still alive if he doesnt show some presence for more than a day, given how much of an attention whore he is. Remember when he had COVID and had to show off driving around?

    • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      Or be crowned leader for life, really in both cases never getting Greenland.

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    Oh I see delusions starting to repeat themselves. Probably going to start going on about injecting bleach again any day now

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    Everything trump ever said was nothing but sensationalist headline fodder. Did anything change in the last week?

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        He forbids his team of physicians to publish that diagnostic. See, I’m such a nice person that because of that, I’ll assume he’s perfectly healthy.

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          He’s the healthiest person of all of the people who repeatedly taken dementia IQ tests.

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      We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).

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    He’ll try but it won’t be given willingly and Bibi won’t let him try and take it. If he tries he will fail