They also totally cleaned out my fridge and drank all my beer.
I am SO pissed right now, I’m thinking about doing something kind of dramatic.
Hey, on your trip did you see or hear anything about some peoples going across the sea, raiding and fighting and collapsing of our age of bronze?
UHHHHH, I definitely did NOT see and raiding and pillaging. If you have any other questions I should call my lawyer.
how useless is your son?
Well… he’s a good kid but…
This you?
I wish(bone)
PLEASE check on your pets!!!
have you tried stringing the bow and shooting an arrow through some axeheads?
Oh shit yeah I got a bow and some axes in my garage, that will show these assholes!
Bro I told you it would be better to just stay with that hot weird girl named after the lemonade punch.
For the love of god don’t dry fire your bow in front of them to look cool. That shit will ruin your bow.
ngl i thought this was badpost or something… wasn’t expecting this to be for real
Since ancient times its been noble to make moves on your buddys wife when he goes off to war.
YTA kings get the guillotine
Sounds like it would make for a dope movie
It would be really, really interesting if you got lots of action on the trip while your wife couldn’t even dream of moving on.
oh, how did this get here?multiple dudes??? Were they calling for backup or something?
It was a train, and we all know trains are based and cool, unlike cars
Lots of respectable people’ve been hit by trains.
just walk in the front door expecting a hero’s welcome. I’m sure they will respect the fact that you’ve returned and go back to their homes peacefully.
