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Having your dick sized nipples surgically removed/reduced would be relatively simple, having your nipple sized dick enlarged is not possible with current technology. Easy choice.
What about a nippledick transplant? Your body won’t reject a graft of its own dick, plus you’d still have a handy spare.
Hard mode: Surgery is NOT an option
If you don’t go for dicknipples you can swipe left on me
Can I just have one that works like it did 20 years ago? Is that so much to ask?
Trick question! Both are the same thing.
Does anything come out of the nipples?
Mayonnaise.
Internet old-heads will know it could be worse
Ah yes, defacating phallus-teats.
the very few lucky men with well above average sized penises wouldn’t be allowed in public because of this. lol
