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Accidental lesbian

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Accidental lesbian

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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.

    • RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network
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      The actual short is a joke and it ends with her “accidentaly” going on a date with a woman and “accidentaly” learning what scissoring is

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.

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          I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??

          /s

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            Apparently it’s the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.

            • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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              Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.

              • stringere@sh.itjust.works
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                I think you meant Subaru.

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                  What do you think an Outback is?

            • vrek@programming.dev
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              And the gas for the uhaul

      • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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        Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?

        • 4am@lemmy.zip
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          Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s

          • ...m...@ttrpg.network
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            …z0mdonkey: does my wife know that we’re lesbians?..

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    ✌️accidentally✌️

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      ✂️ accidentally ✂️

  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    Found the video. It is also a joke.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/rZNFYl4m-Co

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    Did you feel the love of God inside you?

    Yes, but “the love of God” is what I call her 2 fingers…

    • Trump Rapes Kids@lemmy.world
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      The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    Accidental bean flick

    • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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      Just say no homo

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know you! Give me back my purse!

      • petersr@lemmy.world
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        Just say no, homo

        Or

        Just say “no homo”

        Or

        Just say-no homo

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    Obligatory: https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/

  • spacegoat@lemmy.world
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    So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival

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      April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.

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        Glad to hear it! Seems like a cool person

  • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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    New fetish unlocked…

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      it’s really not that new

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        True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.

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    I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered “I don’t know what to think of someone saying ‘You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.’ Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?”

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Did it have a fire exit?

    • ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world
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      Enjoy your death trap ladies.

  • KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org
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    The tinder lovin’ party - republicans.

  • Trump Rapes Kids@lemmy.world
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    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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    No lifeguard at muff-pool.

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    Next she could accidentally get some braces.

    If you’re going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.

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      Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.

      • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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        Hey now, we measure our teeth with .38 Special, not 9mm, thank you very much.

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        Sure. We have the technology. If you’re getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.

        • HerrBeter@lemmy.world
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          You’re wrong, and your statement is despicable

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            *clutches pearls *

            • HerrBeter@lemmy.world
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              No, just wrong

              • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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                Oh no! I feel so bad!

                Go get some braces.

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                  Sir Cringeington

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