The team with Palantir, Cambridge analytica, that team? Team Red is all about absolute freedom for the rich, not so much the plebs

Femoral of the story

Tim who? Now if Tim Apple stepped down, that’d be something

Nyet

Could even make some pithy quip about the iron dome rusting or something

Art of the deal, folks. Such a strong, imposing leader, you know his uncle was in nucular…

These are the champions of the left after all, who has done more to destroy American hegemony than Trump and his kid rapin buds?

Fuck right off, misogynist, can’t even acknowledge the boot comes from above, no, got to “other” women instead

I suppose I started dating my wife soon after I met her. I followed her from that house party to another one. Didn’t exchange contact info, but I sent her an email because the college emails were all first initial last name @college.com. Got intimate within the first week or two and then moved in together once we had both graduated

Won’t matter to the cabinet when their limbs are gibbetted across the land

So plug all of their holes, got it

More like EPIC FAIL! Roflcopter

What’s next, elephants!?

I have a metal ring of some sort but I almost never wear it. I usually don’t wear one at all, though I do put one on when we go out for date nights, usually a silicone one

ORLY?

The first memory I have of auditory processing disorder was my fourth grade teacher asking me to go to the library to retrieve some cassette tapes, and then the rest of the request just sounded like gibberish, after asking for a repeat I just nodded and when the librarian asked what kind I needed I ended up just getting several

Jeez, I thought that started when I was in high school, not after I graduated college. What even is time

I’ve seen this one before

What if you wear a helmet with an AR video feed instead of a visor?

Had to take my toddler to the ER last Sunday to rule out a TBI (stumbled into the wall, was fine but then vomited later; no TBI, but did have several days of a stomach bug!), and there are signs up in the hospital to watch for symptoms of measles. Both of my kids are on schedule with all vaccines, all the same I was wondering if we really needed to be there 😬